Hush Little Baby: A Bloodbowl Lullaby

Hush little baby, don’t you scream,
Coach is gonna buy you a skaven team.
And if those filthy rats can’t score,
Coach is gonna buy you a Kroxigor.
And if some goblin fouls your lizard,
Coach is gonna buy you a freebooter wizard.
And if your wizard lost his scrolls,
Coach is gonna buy you some team rerolls.
And if those rerolls fail your player,
Coach is gonna buy you a dwarf troll slayer.
And if that dwarf–he don’t slay trolls,
Coach is gonna buy you some death that rolls.
And if that deathroller’s seen by the ref,
Coach is gonna buy you a halfling chef.
And if that chef don’t do the trick,
Coach is gonna buy you a pogo stick.
And if that looney jumps too far,
Coach is gonna buy you an ogre star.
And if great Morg-n-Thorg falls down,
You’ll still be the dirtiest player in town.