Giveaway! Also, I have a book!

***This giveaway is now closed.  Thanks all!***

This came in the mail for me over the weekend:

It’s my very, very first ever finished copy of my very first ever published book.  It’s gorgeous.  I love it.   And there’s absolutely nothing I’d rather do with it than give it away.  Because, really, I’ve read the thing.  A lot.  And most of you haven’t.  I can’t tell you how excited I am that in less than a month, you all can read it, winner or not.

But you want this copy, right?  I know you do.  So leave me a comment.  Let’s say you’re on the run from a bounty hunter.  Tell me what you’re wanted for, and where you go.  The more detail, the better.  (Winner will be chosen by random number generator, though, so don’t sweat it too much.)  I’ll pick a winner after next Monday, September 17th.  (Or, you know, the number generator will, at my behest.)  Be sure to leave your mail in the mail field, so that I can contact you to send you this very copy of the book.  I’ll even sign it, if you’d like, which would make it the first book I ever sign.

Also, just to remind you, you’re invited to my release event at the King’s English on October 2nd.  Join the facebook group if you’d like and let us know you’re coming.