A Typical Work Day

Drew: I ran out of glue. Just now.
Me: You’re not done gluing.
Drew: No.
Me: And you just realized you’re running out?
Drew: I thought I was going to be able to finish.
Me: Right. [shoves papers at Drew] Just read this and tell me it doesn’t suck.
Drew: [drops other things and reads] This is awesome!
Me: Are you sure?
Drew: Yes. You can’t tell, can you?
Me: No. I’m too close to it. Let me go get you some more glue.